Brick: a follow up

here are a few questions/comments I have received in regards to the Brick:

"Does the brick actually receive calls?"- Syd
response: Yes, it does. In fact, my reception has improved since switching to the brick. I no longer have to call people back from my land line; the brick IS my land line.

"Does the Motelona actually receive texts?"- Ryan
response: Yes, the motelona can send and receive texts, even "multimedia" texts, whatever those are.

"Nice phone."- Gordon
response: Gordon, leave me alone. I know that like the Darryl Hannah character in Wall Street, we have an on-again off-again relationship, but once and for all, I find your loose morals repulsive.

"Michelle is upset by the attraction I feel for you ever since you got the brick. I'll be campaigning in California pretty soon. Would you want to meet for drinks?"- Barack
response: Just drinks, nothing more.

"I know that you could have chosen someone younger and thinner, but I'm going to do my best to make sure you are happy with me."- Brick
response: Brick, you don't ever need to question my love for you. Those younger, thinner phones are a dime a dozen. Only you sing me Mandarin songs for hours, for no particular reason.

"I'm proud of you." - Alexander Graham Bell
response: Alexander, that means a lot. A whole lot.