the worst dinner (fictional)

It was the worst dinner. The food was horrible and the company was worse. I had the worst time ever.

Well, actually the food wasn't too bad. But still, it was so shitty. It wasn't the conversation, which was pretty fun, though it annoyed me. And the beer was good. Still, just terrible.

I don't know why things never work out for me. I mean, this dinner was supposed to be special, but instead it was awful; just really, really horrible.