You were the wind beneath my wings

I'm sorry to inform you all that Wednesday, June 14 was my last day of work. I was hired almost a year ago for the position of "assistant peon" and was promoted to "executive peon" only a few months later.

Ah, the memories we shared! Since my boss is omniscient, I had to wait until I quit to report to you the goings-on of the company I will heretofore refer to as the Dark Design Firm.

On Thursday, June 15, I had four wisdom teeth removed. Currently I am unemployed with a very squarish face. Sometimes it's painful to get rid of harmful influences...bad teeth bad bosses. But high on codeine, I've never been better.

More to come...